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Hey asshole: your article starts out great by pointing out the power of perception but you clearly don't grasp how your plan will actually be perceived. To non-believers in Jesus encouraging them to...
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So Michele Bachmann won the Iowa corn hole, ERRRR, the Iowa straw poll. Irrelevant political theater won by irritating political actor. Even more irrelevant as all the Republican candidates are in...
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You know what really pisses me off about things like this? Not the fact that it can be perceived as mildly offensive. No, it's the fact that a company and its ad company can be stupid enough to...
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So here's this pic of Romney attached to an article on his jobs creation plan:Two things:That face he's making makes it look like he's auditioning to be the guy who plays him on SNL.The slogan "Believe...
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You know I can empathize and get on board with some of the things that the Occupy movement is all hot and bothered about. Rampant corporate greed and corruption, the widening gap between the haves and...
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Carville cracks me up. Yeah, this is a totally pointless excuse for taking cheap shots at the Republican candidates, and, well, I guess you don't really need an excuse to do that. Well done, Jimbo.
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Yeah, so at this juncture it looks like I was wrong about Perry being a force in the Republican presidential field. That man is an idiot. Out of the past two governors of Texas he appears to be the...
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So I have not had cable TV for nearly seven years (or satellite or whatever). Some people ask me, "How do you survive?" And then I reply, have you actually watched TV? Sure there are a coupla shows...
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Beavis and Butt-Head are back. Full episodes online. They have pretty much picked up where they left off and that is A) not a complicated thing to do and B) a very good thing.
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It's nice to see that the Republicans have their limits. After years of calling Obama a nazi, a socialist, questioning his religion and where he was born, saying he's destroying America... And of...
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So you may or may not have seen this video:After which you need to see this, if you also have not, to know that Jon Huntsman's daughters are awesome:And of course I would be remiss if I didn't go find...
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Big ups to Andy Rooney, who -- while he had his flaws -- managed to make not just a career, but a life out of being cranky. Out of these segments I particularly enjoyed the Bill Gates and art segments.
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Never a good sign when something potentially important is riding on a state like Mississippi.Along with the issue of the religious right trying to codify their beliefs, there's people saying scary shit...
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So the SpHerminator's sexual harassment issues just won't go down quietly."I want you, Mr. Cain, to come clean."Yeah that's really the only reason I posted this. Sometimes the jokes just write...
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Wow, so many things to say about this fucked up Penn State thing, but as always, The Onion says all that needs to be said.OK, well I can probably find a couple more things to say. I feel like I should...
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Tim Tebow is my quarterback; I shall not want.He maketh me to lie down in green pastures,He leadeth me beside the still sidelines,He restoreth my injuries,He leadeth me in the paths of victory for...
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This shit fucking pisses me off. Is childhood obesity a problem? Yes. Is it the fault of McDonald's? No. It's the fault of shitty parents and a lazy fucking society. Ronald has never shown up at...
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American Exceptionalism is something I think about from time to time. Belief in this principle, right or wrong, has gotten us into a bit of trouble.Conservatives believe the United States is...
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It's been pretty difficult to get myself motivated to 'blog for a long time and even harder since I got serious about using Twitter. That last part alone makes me want to punch myself in the face....
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Holy fuck. I've only posted once this year? Oh well; probably no one is reading this crap, anyway. Almost no one. You know what I find hilarious about this? No not this 'blog; I mean this. Someone has...
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Holy fuck. I haven't posted in almost a year and a half? Oh well, probably no one is... Anyway. I think about posting on this piece of shit from time to time, but then I'm like, fuck it. I can go be...
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You know what sport is awesome? Curling. I'm not even fucking joking. It's all strategy and physics. A couple Olympics back, the captain of like the Swedish team was a math whiz who could solve a...
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OK, so this 'blog has undergone more attempted lame-ass reboots than the Spiderman franchise. Is that what's going on with those movies? Every now and then they're like "Fuck yeah! Spiderman! Let's do...
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Everyone's heard about struggling band U2's recent free album which was met with less than stellar fanfare, but lead singer Boner Bono is now apologizing for the stunt."A drop of megalomania, a touch...
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